The Vending Machine

[SMILE Institutes]

The Vending Machine!

The Vending Machine is a simple game, that can become quite funny.

You put something in the vending machine, and the poster below you will tell you what you get. Then they will put something in.

Example!
Poster one: I put in a cookie!
Poster two: You get a monster! Run awayyyy! I'll put in a...Tub of mayonnaise.

And so on, pretty easy, right? And go!

I put in a picture frame.

[Brandon Napier]

You got a rubber duckzilla. RAUACK.

I put in a spoon.

[Nadya Thompson]

:O I love this game. -Allows herself to be distracted from revision-

The machine rattles fitfully for a little while. Just as you suspect that it's wired to blow and getting out of here might be smart, it gives one final clunk and dispenses... A fruitcake. Do with such sweet holiday goodness as you will!

I guess I shall insert a trashy romance novel (which I bought a few months ago, naively underestimating how trashy it would turn out to be).